Dr. Floretta Cauliflower

My mom's real proud that I married a doctor...







Dr. Floretta Cauliflower's unofficial Hollywood biography tells us that while growing up on the farm in St Joachim, she discovered that the inner workings of the human body were very similar to the inner workings of a John Deere tractor so she hitched up her tool belt and headed off to the very prestigious College of DoctorMcTology.

As a highly skilled sturgeon, she was quickly snatched up by the Fools for Health Clown doctor program and is currently in full-time practice in hospitals and retirement facilities in Windsor and Essex County.

Dr. Cauliflower brings her tools on all her rounds so she is always ready to perform her special sturgical procedures. With screw driver in hand, she assists patients who may have a screw loose and if they need a tire rotation for their wheelchair, her wrench is in easy reach, hanging from her tool belt. The procedure she is most called on to perform is attitude adjustments. She says that most people don't believe they need attitude adjustments but they always know someone who thinks they need one.

For patients who do not require sturgery, Dr. Cauliflower can prescribe Gasprin. She says everybody needs this from time to time. Mostly, she prescribes Smilenol. She has extra strength Smilenol and Smilenol 3s but she says you have to be careful with those because one of the side effects is a condition known as permagrin and that can hurt after awhile.

For more information about the Clown doctor program visit their site at Fools for Health.